Friday, January 08, 2010

What if... William Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski?

Simply the most amazing, creative thing I have ever come across on the internet.

What if... William Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski?

On our most holy Sabbath I am sworn
To keep tradition, form and ceremony.
The seventh and the last day rests the Jew;
I labour not, nor ride in chariot,
Nor handle gold, nor even play the cook,
And sure as Providence I do not roll.
Hath not a Jew rights? Hath not a Jew hands,
Organs, bowling-balls, Pomeranians?
If you schedule us, must you not do right?
If we step o’er the line, do we not mark it nought?
The Sabbath; I’ll roll not, God-a-mercy.



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1 comment:

Joshua Mauldin said...

I love this so much.